Bus driver: passive aggressiveness

Driver turns up heat
Riders roast in their down coats
The silent torture

Olfactory assault

Fart: the dreaded smell
Really unnecessary!!
Hold it 'till home, peeps!!

Old lady wars

Arm space etiquette:
A fierce battle of elbows
where nobody wins

Work clothing guidelines

Unless you're teen-aged
Wearing Uggs boots to work is
Not appropriate

Flu season

HONK! HONK! SQUACK! HONK! SQUACK!
Congested, stuffed man blowing
without abandon.

Bored and uninspired

I forgot my book :(
Forced to stare at tired mugs
And write this haiku.

*does :( count as a syllable?  I say no.

Setting a good example

Polite sleeping man
Leans far away from seat-mate
Courteous slumber

Personal boundaries

Sleeping, leaning man
With each turn he moves closer
Creep's gonna get smacked.

Mommy needs quiet time

Too much bus jabber
Makes Julienne super grump
Shut your damn pie hole.

Breakfast excursion - egg debacle

Choked on an egg piece
Blew nose and looked at tissue
Egg. Fascinating.

Could be the gingko trees.. could be feces.

Mystery poo smell
Convention Center Bus Stop
Bushes hiding.. Crap?

Washington dreaming..

Riding the transit
Man sleeps and touches his crotch
Just another morn'

Air conditioning

If wearing loose shorts
Make sure the boys are covered,
contained, and ensconced.

Snack for later

Unrealized glob
Of peanut butter on lip
Feeling so pretty

MORF?

Perplexing neighbor
S/he leans this way and that way
You take too much space

Gym excursion - unpleasant yoga class

You REEK, yoga man!
Stinky downward dog to plank
Try deodorant!

Gym excursion - adventures on the treadmill

Little Asian man
You tiptoe so daintily
As you run on 5

Dreams..

Eating dreams on bus
Wake up, mouth open, chomping
Quite embarrassing

For a good clean feeling, no matter what

Thank you, seat neighbor
For your minty fresh gum breath
Delightful morning